I
DID NOT
burn down the house
twice last week.
The first day
I
DID NOT
burn down the house,
a fire sparked
in the microwave
while I was popping
a bag of popcorn.
The second day
I
DID NOT
burn down the house,
flames shot out
the back of the grill hood
while I was grilling
steaks.
Needless to say,
anytime
one
DOES NOT
burn down the house
two days in a row,
one
DOES
unbox the brand new
fire extinguisher
and
place it on the kitchen table
for quick and easy access.
Just in case.
